EXPOSED: Moscow Mitch’s Humpty Dumpty Fall Worse Than They Originally Thought…


It looks like Mitch McConnell won’t be clocking in at the office for a while. The Republican Senate Minority Leader had a bit of a tumble at a GOP shindig at the swanky Waldorf Astoria hotel in Washington, D.C., last week, and he’s been cooped up in the hospital ever since. But now, word on the street is he’s off to rehab to get back on his feet.

McConnell’s spokesperson, David Popp, filled everyone in on the plan for the minority leader’s comeback.

“Leader McConnell’s noggin is healing up nicely, and the docs sent him home today. Next up, he’ll be working out the kinks at a rehab joint before heading back to his pad,” Popp dished earlier this week.


Oh, and it turns out Mitch also cracked a rib, but they kept that hush-hush till now.

Both Mitch and his better half, former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, wanted to shout out a big “thank you” for all the well-wishes and prayers they’ve gotten.

“The Leader and Secretary Chao are deeply thankful for the skilled medical care, prayers, and kindness they have received,” Popp continued.

One of Mitch’s crew told CNN that he might be chilling at the rehab center anywhere from a few days to a couple of weeks, but it’s up to the pros to decide. CNN also mentioned that some Democratic senators, like John Fetterman from Pennsylvania and Dianne Feinstein from California, have been under the weather too, so it’s not just the GOP side feeling the burn.

In other news, Twitter’s head honcho Elon Musk threw some shade at McConnell for disagreeing with Fox News’ Tucker Carlson. Mitch sided with the Capitol Police about the whole January 6th debacle, but Elon reckons he’s forgotten which team he’s playing for.

“I keep forgetting which party he belongs to,” Musk quipped after catching a clip of McConnell’s comments.

Sources: ConservativeBrief, WesternJournal, CNN

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